shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008

sharpie

A marker that is used for writing on every surface possible - known by beaners for "tagging"

hook me up with a sharpie so I can finish my peice

by rek phour March 29, 2003

sharp poop

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

by qwerty123456 July 30, 2008

Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.

Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!

by humansRpepul2 February 14, 2008

sharpest

A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.

Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!

by fcuck j00 October 4, 2005

sharpie test

The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.

I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test

by Conicuzn November 28, 2013

Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019