Sloane

that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself

*during sorority denominations*

Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards

by not sloane November 18, 2019

sloazy

Someone who is being both slow and lazy. It's the ambiguous state of just being slow from feelings internal or being lazy from the wiring.

On aimless days I feel sloazy.

by joftdmon December 11, 2019

Sloanymaloney

The literal best tiktoker in the whole of the world, ligit nobody is better than him.

Wow isn't sloanymaloney such a good tiktoker

by Definitely not sloanymaloney February 21, 2020

Sloading

When you're trying to upload your file when doing school from home but everyone else has jumped online and that circle just keeps spinning.

Mum, it's still sloading so imma go play on my ipad.

by School-from-home March 23, 2020

Sloane

Lifestyle/clothes style: dressed-down, groomed-down but luxuriously; colours mostly pastels and neutrals, vintage touches

She wore a long flouncy cream skirt, beige crochet cardigan and had tousled but clean, silky, powder-smelling hair and un-made-up makeup, but it was the cowboy boots really that gave away the fact that he was dealing with a hardcore Sloane

by addictionary lexicon April 29, 2020

Sloane

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Passive-aggressive power-dressing

While the Sloane’s appearance said vanilla, this ice-cream was laced with chloroform

by addictionary lexicon April 29, 2020

sloast

The uncontrolled slowing down of vehicles upon entering Pittsburgh’s Squirrel Hill Tunnel. This phenomena is largely a result of the city’s fear of the Tunnel Monster.

Jim: “I swear I’m not braking, but my car has slowed at least 10 mph.”
Tim: “Don’t worry, you’re just sloasting.”

by yinzerJag June 9, 2020