slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011

slam crew

A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.

"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."

by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012

slambassador

a person who takes slam poetry to regions that have never experienced it, to promote the art form and encourage others to participate in poetry slams.

The slam poet became a slambassador when she went to rural areas to encourage others to try slamming.

by goodguff October 6, 2013

slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

slam handles

Using ass cheeks as handles to slam your dick into holes.

Tim looks for girls with big slam handles to smash out

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

Slaffic

Slow moving traffic.

Man I'm going to be late for work this morning, this slaffic on the bypass is brutal.
Better phone and tell the boss.

by sparkyB May 30, 2019

Slæfern

Slæfern is norwegian Slang for the word Slappe av or Chill. Means you're usually just relaxing doing nothing productive.

Bror 1: Halla hva skjer a?
Bror 2: ingenting as, bare Slæfern i sofaen.
Bror 1: Kult as man.

by FroppyFoops January 5, 2020