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Singaporeans

Epic win people who own Koreans except for in algebra and have 100x bigger dicks than them.
Singaporeans have huge cocks.
by FuckMyPussyHardHardx2 October 27, 2009
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Singaporean Food

Malaysian food that is cooked without love or skill and tastes like newspaper.
There’s no such thing as Singaporean food, just Malaysian food ruined in Singapore
by Rosmah January 27, 2022
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Cis straight singaporean male

A really masculine and horribly straight man who, when another man of the same breed is within 2 feet away from them, instantly turns gay. This can be exhibited with behaviors such as slapping each others ass, carrying each other, nearly making out and flirtatious advances.

They can often be seen saying slurs, making fun of “woke sjws” and harassing others when out of gay mode however, so do take caution where necessary. Thankfully, most of them are non-threatening due to their lanky physique and overall incompetence.

A cis straight singaporean male can be easily identified with some or all of the following features: his oversized shirt, earrings, permed hair, all black clothing (unless wearing an obs shirt), black painted nails (unless deemed homosexual by the individual) and slides.

It should be noted that this term does not apply to every literal cis straight Singaporean male, but it applies to a large population who exhibit these specific characteristics.
Person 1: Yo did you see Aloysius?

Person 2: yea he was in the lab pining James to the wall… hes definitely a Cis straight singaporean male!
by Tiredd January 4, 2022
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Singaporean

A bunch of people who born and come from an island but is so self entitled and petty, they are known for 3 things:
First they will argue for some matter that no one gives a shit.

Second they will absorb all the daily life and contradiction internally and come up with a solution that doomed to fail

Third they will be like mosquitoes and keep whining until they get what they want or get beaten
Jack: I don't what happened to Rose, it seems she gives too much shit about other people and keep complaining the small matters in life

Michael: OMG! You gonna stay away from this one man, she sounds like such a Singaporean and will consume your life!
by theSGPigeon October 31, 2023
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Singaporean Gut Fucking

when you have anal intercourse with a man and his asshole prolapses and his guts begin to fall out of his body but you keep going and do not stop the intercourse
Mark "hey man how was that gay bar last night"
Jeff "it was great until I got a Singaporean gut fucking from this black guy named Octavion"
by Singaporean man January 1, 2024
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Singaporean snakehead

Singaporean snakehead is an act conducted by multiple Singaporean males simultaneously forming a line and giving each other head.
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I opened the door to a Singaporean snakehead
by Werdguy August 15, 2024
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Singaporean Fusion

The mouthwatering style of food served at Dopamine Bench. It's like a culinary joyride through Asia, blending iconic dishes into one epic plate of happiness. Every bite hits with the perfect balance of flavors, giving you that shiok feeling in true Singaporean style. Happiness? Guaranteed.
Bro, I hit up Dopamine Bench last night, and their Singaporean Fusion plates had me vibing—flavors so good, I felt like I was on a foodie tour of Asia!
by DOPPP December 4, 2024
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