Shanting

Getting to work late, leaving early, doing personal things at work, having stupid reasons on why you have to leave early

At 2 p.m. Joe says, "I have to leave. I don't want to sit in traffic." Fellow employee, "Why are you always shanting?"

by Youknowdaboy August 1, 2016

Shafting

Getting oral sex.

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!

by matty8121 May 22, 2010

Sharticles

the small pieces or particles of feces that cause pink eye

The sharticles on her pillow caused her to get pink eye

by BEASTLY T January 29, 2010

Sharticles

The particles of poop and pee spray when the toilet gets flushed

Dude, close the lid when you flush so you don't get covered in sharticles!

by letitbeginwithus May 2, 2011

shatfield

A place in hertfordshire that is better than Welwyn Garden Shitty! Have it u scum!

im proud to be a shatfielder!

by sexy-pig March 28, 2003

Scattish

A word used to describe anyone of Scottish descent who is known for having a fetish for excrement.

I heard from a reliable source that Jock over there is completely Scattish.

by AmericasChickens February 23, 2011

shartist

One who creates fabulous works of art by painting with liquified poo or shart. This shartist spans all genres, from classical portraits to Pollock-style modern splatter technique.

That Grandy is a damn fine shartist. He is the Jackson Pollock of shartists.

by tarheelchick October 7, 2011