cock samurai

Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.

Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.

by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

Seamus

A dog, most likely outside, an old hound and probably crying too

I was in the kitchen, Seamus (that's the dog) was outside.

by Stratosphericc July 30, 2019

Samuel L Jackson

A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.

When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.

by little geek July 27, 2005

Seamus

The best guy you will ever meet. Honest, Caring, Understanding. Hella heart eyes for this dude and I hope he stays in my life forever. I love him with my whole heart

Person 1 - hey would you ever go out with seamus?

Person 2- fuck yea

by Fudgebubblemonkey765 March 11, 2019

samuel

sam is a cunt at times but you will always seem to love him even when you wanna rip his cock off. love you sam

*alyssa and madi have a three way*
sam- " damn wish i was that lucky guy"

samuel can be nice but a cunt

by mylastmanhadachode August 19, 2018

Samuel

Sam is a very cute guy that has blonde hair. He most likely plays a sport like soccer. He is a smart human and is looked up by his peers. However his fatal flaw is that he has a great girlfriend however he is not happy and will not come clean with the girl he likes and comes off as a stalker. Girls he falls for often likes him in return and they do a lot of public things together. The moral of Sams story is that he should leave his girlfriend and date the one he really wants

guy 1: Samuel really likes her
guy 2: yeah he's a fricken stalker bro

by alksdjkfhks; March 25, 2019

Samuel Jake Leake

Mingerrrrrrr.

Have you seen samuel jake leake?

Yeah, hes probley on COD.

by 16071994 September 17, 2010