toot scoop

Actionable habit whereby one will flatulate (toot) into their own hand and scoop it up to their face to bathe their nostrils in self-produced methane gas (toot).

I really need to break my habit of toot scooping. Maybe it will be my New Years resolution.

by dernebel May 1, 2014

Whoopity-Scoop

1. the act of not giving a f*ck 2. an ambiguous multifaceted homonym that can be universally applied to reply to any & all messages when you lack a reply due to its confusion or blandness 3. a motion in replication of Kanye’s dance moves

Eg. Friend: Bro did you really just do that. You: Whoopity-Scoop 👲🏻 (not giving a f*ck).

E.g Friend: (any message containing strictly only emojis 👍🏼 or statements where you ask yourself: what am I supposed to do with this information? How tf do I reply to this? You: Whoopity-Scoop

by TLOA January 3, 2021

Oop Scoop

When a vsco girl gets run over by an ice cream truck and they have to hide the evidence.

"Aww crap Leo." Jeremy said, "We have to do an oop scoop."

"Not again Jeremy." Leo said while shaking his head.

by Feckenhell March 10, 2020

jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.

Connor loves getting jelly scooped.

by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018

hoop scoop

When you pull out of your girl’s ass and feed her the shit off of the tip.

My girl skipped lunch to have sex so the least I could do is give her a Hoop Scoop

by JayAddie January 19, 2022

dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game

Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.

by weaktits December 17, 2008

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014