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Sandals

A form of shoe that only looks good on women and effeminate men who can crossdress convincingly. On men, it's not attractive at all and should be forbidden.
The woman's sandals make her look so much more sexy than usual.

That guy kills his look by wearing sandals.
by Bitch ass motherfucker July 7, 2010
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scandanavian forest fire

When you use WD-40 or some other sort of flamable lubricant for anal lube and when you about to come in her ass pull out, light on fire, if done correctly a flaming mass will shoot from your penis onto her ass, lighting her ass hairs on fire

All done while listening to scandanaviaan death metal
Aww last night i was with that chick an i fuckin gave her a scandanavian forest fire,

Rock on dood

*Headbanging*
by poop shoot glory May 31, 2007
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Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.
hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??
by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010
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scandalous hoe

1) a bitch who acts like she's ghetto, but she's straight up white washed.

2) she goes out with / talks to guys saying "baby i love you" to her so called"bestfriend / close friend"

3) the type of girl everyone wanna fades.
Girl: she was getting at my boyfriend and she was my "close" friend. this been going on for about a month and she was talking to me like she didnt do anything wrong !

Girl's cousin: WHAATTA BITCH ASS SCANDALOUS HOE!
by flapjackbobjimed July 2, 2009
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sandalista

As far as is known, the term was coined by (or at least first published by) political satirist and humorist PJ O'Rourke as an essay and later published in his book, Holidays in Hell regarding the Lefty-loving, hacky-sack playing dirtballs who mourned the Sandinista's (FSLN, led by Daniel Ortega) death as a political power in Nicaragua.

The Sandalista can be described as any number of unwashed, unshaven, greasy, long-haired psuedo-hippies who spent their time lamenting the passing of Che Guevara, Paul Wellstone and most specifically, the death of Communism in Nicaragua. Their honorary political figurehead is now Jimmy Carter. They are no longer welcomed by the decent people of Nicaragua, so they came back to the United States to torment and pester the public here.

Sandalistas put no effort whatsoever into making themselves presentable to the public at large, nor any effort into obtaining job skills that would make them the least bit employable. They can be identified by sandal-clad unwashed feet, unshaven pits and legs (females), scabs, foul breath, unshaven faces (male and female) and wild, matted, uncombed hair. Their stench announces their approach. Puka shells and love-beads are their choice of tribal adornment. Females typically wear long batik skirts (to identify them as female, allegedly) to hide the bug bites on their legs, and wear no make-up. Males may or may not wear black make-up around their eyes. Many are pierced all over their bodies and head, and most have some sort of tribal tattoo. In all, it is a failed attempt to appear the peasantry they want you to think they represent.

Their politics are always Leftist.

The only species of humanoid more vile smelling than the Sandalista is the feces-encrusted drunken wino and the elusive Skunk-Ape of the Florida Everglades. Though the Skunk-Ape has better personal hygiene.
Jesus H! Look at that filthy, stinking dirtball handing out flyers on the corner! Is that stench coming from HIM? Damn, I wish them Sandalistas would get a bath and a job. Let's get the hell out of here before his fleas jump on to us!
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shandals

A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.
"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"
by Matt September 29, 2003
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scandalous

A person who is through the roof flexing with no effort. they seem to have life on check and their finesse game is on point. This can also be used for a person who is naturally a baddie and doesn't give a shi about the rules or other people.
SCANDALOUUUSSSSS, I see you David bustin a fit !!!

We gotta look scandalous for the pics tomorrow.
by Arham March 2, 2019
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