Salt Coma

When something makes you so salty that you fall into a coma.

"Damn, Devyn was so salty she fell into a salt coma during art class!"

by Cantactapellas August 14, 2016

salt barer

a person who makes people salty no matter what situation they are in and will do anything to get a reaction out of you. Once you have reacted in a salty way they will use that situation against you in future arguments. A great example is anyone named Harry.

"As soon as the salt barer entered the room, everyone was ready to see their next victim get salty."

by FAT ELF KID August 25, 2019

salt rimmed dick

i’m not sure myself but where can i find a tippity dick pic rn i’ve been searching and can’t find, need it rnnnn

i want tippitys salt rimmed dick

by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

Salt and vinegar

The best crisp. ever if you eat these you're hot as hell

Y/n: Have you tried salt and vinegar?
A/o: No.?
Y/n: WHAT YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

by Liela accomdo May 30, 2021

Salt Goblin

A person who has done so much crack, they literally look like the goblin, Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings; another word for crackheads

Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.

by Phenomenal1738 May 31, 2022

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor

"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

by PixelKat February 20, 2023

sprinkling salt

When someone tries to hate on you or bring you down.

Man I was cracking on Brandy at this party and Rod kept coming over and sprinkling salt on my game.

by WhiteMike1 January 13, 2017