(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.
"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."
by beeenjammin December 30, 2014
When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.
Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.
by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020
A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.
Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol
by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020
When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado
Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado
by Stupid Steve 69 May 10, 2016
by MacDaddyTheo July 03, 2014
by bigboipete February 28, 2022
Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.
by Antijogger October 27, 2011