when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission
“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”
“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”
“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”
by cambg December 18, 2023

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.
"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"
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by Corkcbaosum April 27, 2021

The type of person who makes you high in life. Honestly it's a blast hanging out with Rum cus she's so unhinged. Rum is also very inspiring like her brain amazes me as to how she so well spoken. Rum is also such a cutie when you get to know her. Rum is also addicted to coke which explains why she's unhinged I think?
by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( May 29, 2024

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