Rudi

He has a tiny penis that’s so small that he pisses all over his balls.

Don’t pull a Rudi and piss all over your balls!

by Chobby November 22, 2021

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.

Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise

by imafryingpan October 1, 2023

Rudy Saludares

A National City Brokie

you see that Rudy Saludares over there?

by HeLuvsBass August 17, 2023

Rudie

He can't fail

Rudie can't fail

by duderuthless December 2, 2021

Rudy

A person that will ask you to do a line of coke of his penis.

Rudy: Hey you wanna do a line of coke of my dick?

by Nutcracker23456 November 22, 2021

Rudy Harbour

the finest lad i have ever met in my entire life

Rudy is leng -Skye
Rudy Harbour is v v leng

by skyeleaisverycool August 9, 2022