Randy

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020

Randy

Pretty much the best word ever with many meanings and new ones are being discovered every day. Randy- a mans name; to be horny; a chimney (a slang term use by chimney sweeps); random; a class that sucks and none of your friends are in it.

Randy, your making me randy when you clean the randy, and when you act randy. Dammit! Now I have to go to randy class!

by tehgreatcalf,ft.Legitrabi December 2, 2010

Randy

a person insane at what they do; better than beastly

That guy is a Randy at running the half mile!

by Polevault21 May 2, 2009

randy panties

1. extremely hot undies usually super scene and colorful

2. hot, skinny emo kid who smokes like a chimney

Person 1: mo said tell randy panties "hey"

Person 2: uhmmm...mo said hey and something about your panties

Randy Panties: mo, suck it and do you have a lighter?

by wafflebrown August 26, 2008

"The Randy Marsh"

The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.

"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"

by illadelphia5 March 2, 2009

St. Greg Randy

1. A person from St. Gregory College Preparatory School (Tucson, Arizona) who is random
2. Any person who is too random to explain
3. Any person that one finds annoying
4. A person you dislike greatly

"How your boyfriend doing?"
in response,
"He is being such a St. Greg Randy! He won't even call me back!"


When referring to a cyclist in the middle of the road
"What a St. Greg Randy!!!!!!!"

by Dr. Randal April 23, 2009

Randy Orton

To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".

Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.

Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.

by Jon January 17, 2005