ronaldo

Christiano Ronaldo a cheating scumbag that most the english hate by now.

Ronaldo is supposed to be wayne rooneys team mate for manchester united but aggravated the referee into sending him off in the world cup 2006 quarter finals.

by mc liam July 4, 2006

ronald reagan

33rd Govenor of California, 40th President of the United States.

Forgetful actor turned President of the United States who liked to eat Jelly Beans and participated in Star Wars, and the Cold War.

Me: Hey, Ronald Reagan want some Jelly beans? And how's that Cold War going?

Reagan: I don't recall. But I'd love some jelly beans, thanks!

by anon.y.mous June 11, 2006

Ronald McDonald

Eating a girl out while she is on her period.

My girlfriend is bleeding heavy this month, but I still gave her a Ronald McDonald.

by Grimmace and Hamburgler January 9, 2011

Ronald

What you are called when you are born in a McDonald's bathroom

I gave birth to my son in a McDonalds bathroom and even though his name is Aaron we call him Ronald

by OG grandma March 30, 2015

Christiano Ronaldo

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out

Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).

by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006

Cristiano Ronaldo

Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.

Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?

#1

Cristiano Ronaldo is gorgeous, dont you think?

#2

Well id say thats just one clowns opinion

by Bickle_T July 6, 2009

cristiano ronaldo

main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT

minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)

random girl(a): hey look its cristiano ronaldo!
random girl(b): *faints*

by golly September 29, 2006