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kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.
My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.
by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016
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Indian restaurant syndrome

When you smell really bad ( mainly used on merked people)
That hoe definitely has Indian restaurant syndrome
by Fergus weeabooster March 2, 2017
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japanese restart

To turn off an electronic device by pulling a plug out or shutting of power.
Shit computers running slow, better give it a Japanese restart.
by Callzumen January 21, 2018
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red reseat

When a man tries to get out of not having his “read receipts” on while talking to a significant other and tries to act like a clueless mouth-breathing cuck.
“Having your read receipts off is soooo shady” -Significant other
What’s a red reseat?” -Clueless mouth-breathing cuck
by Dictionarius McDefinenstein February 10, 2019
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Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.
Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.
by squitzl December 20, 2020
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Jungle Restitution

A monetary value you decide to exact on someone's belongings because they knowingly stole or did something to you and now you are owed.
That dumb ass Nick stole my roommates gun, now my room mate refuses to pay me rent. Therefore imma have to get some Jungle Restitution on his baseball card collection.
by emptyskillet October 11, 2021
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