Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed

When you misspell the word read

A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard

by Druuum January 8, 2022

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020

Reed

The male equivalent of 'Karen'

Omg, he just asked to talk to the manager AGAIN? He's being such a Reed.

by Q.o.t.B September 19, 2020

a reed

a person or people {reeds}, who ae amazing and wonderful

"hey reeds how are you this afternoon"
"wow you are such a reed"

by enbyfrog January 28, 2022

Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.

Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.

by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011

connor reed

a racist

connor reed says the n word. and is extremely homophobic. he had the attention span of a squirrel but he wil buy u swensons. he’s single, loves the beach, trips to the art museum, fat blunts, and bone thugs. gf applications?

by joe med March 5, 2022