To make friends with a girl and gradually convince her to break up with her boyfriend for you, thereby "stealing" her.
Hey man, can I talk to you? "Sure" Well, it's just.. my girlfriend has been less intimate towards me.. I dunno why.. she's also spending a lot of time with this dude.. Going to the cinema with him.. hanging out.. you know? "Dude, I think you totally just got Mark Ray'd"
by K191 June 13, 2011
John Ray is not a good person. He is a bad person, actually the worst of all the worst. He is bad to all men, to the point that he exceeds in personality, intelligence and looks. He exceeds in his current course effortlessly, since that course was what his heart desires. He exceeds in dancing to the point that he created his own style known peculiarly as seductive urban. He exceeds in giving you advices. He exceeds in arguments, you will learn a lot from him since he grew weirdly with the help of internet and knew puzzles of logic. He exceeds in affection, you will never find anyone disturbing like him. Once he stares at you, he will not only poison your mind but also your heart. This man is one of a kind. No one will be better than him in the heart of this lady writing this description. She knows how worse this man is and how worse he can become. He stole all the attributes of men from what this lady wished for. He never left a single piece of attribute for men to have, so that this lady will only look to him. Every Valentine's Day, every week, everyday, every hour, every second, he will always be the worst of all men to this lady's heart.
John Ray is suprised.
John Ray is loved.
John Ray is an excellent son and brother.
John Ray has a beautiful girlfriend.
John Ray is loved.
John Ray is an excellent son and brother.
John Ray has a beautiful girlfriend.
by revixenportable February 10, 2020
When a guys girlfriend is really mad at him and she is giving him an evil look that lets him know she is so mad he thinks to himself " im surprised her eyes aren't glowing red right now ".
by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 April 03, 2017
by chicken and beer January 28, 2009
"I took the most excellent hit of my life. Next thing I knew, I was on the beach taking in some cosmic rays gettin healed by mother nature. Takin in a little brewski, holdin on to a beautiful babe. And I'm fine today!" - Malibu from American Gladiators
by Cosimo May 07, 2009
A Ray Comfort is a special kind of religitard that insists on constantly proving his ignorance. Not to be confused with poes, this is the real deal! See also: bibliophile
Alice: "If you call any other Christian on this page a 'bibliophile' I will ban you."
Bob: "Don't be such a Ray Comfort!"
Bob: "Don't be such a Ray Comfort!"
by WOOOOFLA! January 02, 2014
Why is Ray Mak everywhere!!!!!!!!!!??????????
by _vehicular_ March 18, 2021