risky randy

Shaving ones crotch with a chainsaw!

That crazy bastard did a risky randy!

by kiust July 2, 2014

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Jonah Randy Gregory

"cows are sacred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jonah randy gregori

Jonah liked 78 girls but 79 rejected him, Jessica Garcia is his love ayieut gay fag

Jonah Randy Gregory is a gay boi

by jonahisgay December 6, 2018

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Bald Randy

A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.

Give us a bald Randy then luv x

by Garythegreatandpowerful June 5, 2020

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Gin Raddy

Cocktail drink. Half a grapefruit radler and a shot of gin over ice. Best done with Stiegel Radler cans.

If you want a refreshing way to get drunk, try a Gin Raddy.

by Simone Kohn June 11, 2020

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A Randy West Dilemma

When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.

Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.

by RobJeremy December 21, 2020

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