Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

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congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

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Ruddy

Strong, smart and handsome. A savory and sexy man.

Damn...he ruddy!

by <3cummon November 23, 2011

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rudder

(Rud--err) People who dress, act, and have the personal hygiene of a bum. These people may stink, wear holey shirts, and definetly have greasy hair.

1. Dressing down today "rudder" style.

2. There are some many rudders at the grocery store the 1st of the month.

3. You're being such a rudder butt today, you haven't even showered.

4. The majority in New Lex School is "rudders". Popular people are actually the minority.

5. If you're on welfare there's a good chance you're a rudder.

by brittastic in Perrydise August 26, 2012

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swahili rudder

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. A male sticks his index finger into his own belly button cavity as his male friend grabs his forearm. The male friend then begins to emulate the motion of masturbation. The motion should look similar to the fingering of a vagina.

Bro 1: Hey where's your belly button.
Bro 2: Right here bro. (Bro 1 grabs Bro 2 forearm)
Female 1: What are you guys doing? It looks like you're fingering his belly button.
Bro 1 & Bro 2: We are! It's called the Swahili Rudder!

by Therealcameronpretzel November 7, 2013

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