Rachel

Someone so fabulous that she could entirely devour your soul by her kindness.

The intrigued man: Tell me how Rachel is?

The passionate answer: She is like a sickness and its cure together.

by Wilfred of Ivanhoe November 3, 2017

Rachel

Rachel Is a big Fat white nasty smelling Fat bitch she takes people off the schedule with her trifling dirty white racist ass big fat Oompa Loompa body ass bitch

this is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling that bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white Racist ass big fat Oompa Loompa body ass bitch!!!

by The slash slinging hash or February 19, 2020

Rachel

Always tired

Hey u see Rachel last night

Ya she was crazy

What the hell no she was asleep

by Urban man111 October 18, 2019

Rachel

She is hilarious, always knows how to make a room laugh. She is quite the fashionista, not all looks were the best suit for her but she has it under control now. She loves warm weather or things that remind her of it. Such as Mexican men named Alex and the drink Malibu.

"Wow you are so funny, you know just what to say to make my abs hurt. You must be a Rachel."

by Sadie Hopkins November 20, 2017

Rachel

A Rachel is your best friend. She makes you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants. She’s your partner in crime, and the one you call when you’re about to cry. Rachel is a firecracker, and she doesn’t take shit from anyone. Rachel flirts with bartenders a LOT. She’s GORGEOUS, but she’s not stuck-up about it. There is never a dull moment when Rachel is around.

When I was six years old, I met the best friend of my life. Her name is Rachel.

by ForestFairy March 19, 2022

Rachel

Rachel is owa owa

person 1: owa owa
person 2: WHAT DID U SAY? RACHEL?
person 1: yes

by owa owa is my idol February 27, 2021

rachel

rachel is a very special girl. if your name is rachel it is almost guarantied that you are one of the most beautiful girls in the world. rachel's have a smile that will light up your life, and she has the prettiest hazel eyes. you cannot help but be in awe of her because everything about her is absolutely perfect; her personality, her body, her skin. but as much as you tell her that she doesn't believe you. she is an athlete and has all the right curves, she has the best waist, and the sexiest butt ever. she gives the most amazing hugs and the feel of her hips makes you think that you floating on a cloud. she loves to joke around and have fun she gets a little crazy sometimes but it's actually really cute. you know that when you have a rachel it's pure luck that she is with you.

guy-"dude!! i just got a RACHEL!"
guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"

by imgonehunting November 13, 2020