Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Master Race

People who play PC games on PCs that aren't made by Apple.

Enjoying popular, overrated games like new Call of Duty games (Modern Warfare), World of Warcraft or The Sims excludes one from Master Race.

A gamer who isn't part of the master race is called a peasant.

Enjoy your RRODs, kiddies, no online (and no games), wagglan shovelware, paying for DLC, no upgrades, controllers useless for RTS or FPS and having an useless toy, which only plays (bad) games. At the same time I will enjoy my infinite collection of great games, most of which are better than the sum of garbage you can play on your toys. It feels good being Master Race.

by Coolthulhu June 14, 2011

The Master Race

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.

"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"

by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

bmx racing

The first form of bmx a copy of motocross racing which involves racing around a dirt track with jumps and corners with a maximum of 8 ppl in a race

man that dudes cool he does bmx racing

by Kiel October 25, 2004

Racing Stripes

Two or three lines shaved into the side of the head just above the ear. This hairstyle has been observed on prominent figures throughout history such as Vanilla Ice, Wesley Snipes, and your little brother whose idol is "Dirty" Dale Earnhardt,

Little Bobby's been askin' for some "racing stripes" shaved into his head because all the fellers at school got em.

by riotgirl83 January 16, 2009

race trader

When a member of a particular race, usually a caucasion female, willingly develops a relationship with a member of a different race, usually an African-American male.

My sister is dating a black guy. She's a total race trader.

by Calvin Hobbes September 16, 2006

Race Card

Used by minorities to get what they want even if they did something totally fucked up. However, since our president is now black, the race card is soon to be maxed out.

When Jason got the promotion over his black friend Tyrone because Tyrone would come into work drunk and never did anything, he pulled the race card and is now top-dog

by EmoJesusWins November 4, 2010