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the quiet game 

a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. The rules are simple. While excused to the restroom to plant a mighty deuce, absolutely no noise can be made. This rule is only in effect while other people are in the restroom. This game is often lost by people who wipe themselves like they are sanding down a book shelf or by people in serious danger of blowing an o ring.
Taco bell is a one way ticket to losing the quiet game.
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The Quiet Girl 

The quiet girl is the girl in the back of the class who never talks but secretly wants someone to hang out with. But if you ever wanna get laid or a fuck buddy the quiet girl is the girl of choice because quiet girls know the freaky sex shit and people wont believe them about the stories.
Tom:Hey i heard Cindy said she did the sick nasty with you. Is it true?
Joe: Ya she is so quiet.The Quiet girls know the freaky shit. Don't tell anyone
Tom:Ok. Hey Laura be at my place later so we can have a fuck party.
The Quiet Girl by BIG_BALLER23 August 25, 2011

be quiet 

what word should i add
be quiet
be quiet by hecken beken September 30, 2019

get quiet:is hood talk: to become silent or to ignore someone 

To get quiet means to not respond to a person. It could be an internal conflict.
comes from different hoods but in general used by people in the yay area(oakland, sf) or from people up in NYC.
It's a phrase that will gain popularity because a latino like me took the time on a saturday at 1am to write this definition.
If this phrase becomes popular I want credit.
Francisco

get quiet:is hood talk: to become silent or to ignore someone

qui·et
ˈkwīət/Submit
adjective
1.
making little or no noise.
The definition of quiet is to become silent.
Me: Yo, university professor, can you write me that letter of recommendation?
professor: **gets quiet....
quiet: to become silent.

qui·et
ˈkwīət/Submit
adjective
1.
making little or no noise.

get quiet:is hood talk: to become silent or to ignore someone

The Quiet Game 

Possibly the most genius ploy to get your kids to shut up ever created. When your kid(s) are exceptionally loud and you would really rather not deal with their yapping, you can utilize The Quiet Game by means of giving them an incentive to remain quiet, lest they lose the game
**in the car**
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost
The Quiet Game by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019

The quiet kid 

Everybody cool til' he pull out an Ak47 to yo fuckin face
Kid 1: hey, that kid looks like he's smokin crack.
Kid 2: Lets buy a roll
Kid 1: ok
Kid 2: OH FUCK ITS THE QUIET KID
Kid 2: HE'S GOT A FUCKING AK47
Kid 1: FUCKING RUN PEOPLE

Peace and Quiet 

When there's no 1/2 ton pickup with dual exhaust or a dumped muffler passing you by,
or a 3/4 ton Dodge diesel with a 5" chrome exhaust pipe
passing by your house, or a motorcycle passing by,
or there's not a dump truck or a gas rig in sight of your house.
Man, thank god I don't hear those jerks making all that racket roaring past my house, so I can have some peace and quiet. At least for right now until they do drive by and wake the dead.