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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Putin, can you put in the puddin
mugGet the Putinmug.

why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
mugGet the why do you praise Putinmug.

Putin

a person who should rot in hell for killing so many innocent people
person 1: who's Vladimir Putin?
person 2: a terrible person who deserves to live the worst life possible plus rot In hell for killing so many innocent people and killing thousands Ukrainians
by teashop June 27, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

Puttin on the Putin

Any strong man / dictator saying one thing and doing something completely different… In a warmongering effort to frighten populations of free democratic people
That leader of the country is a real con-man… Thinking people don’t see he’s trying to get us to believe in he’s not Puttin on the Putin
by spukspuk February 17, 2022
mugGet the Puttin on the Putinmug.

To Putin it

To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else
When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it
by Bobndeep February 25, 2022
mugGet the To Putin itmug.

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
mugGet the Putin on the Blitz-kriegmug.

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