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crime and punishment

a long ass book that tons of ppl are forced 2 read for school =
1 : gee, lets go watch the new transformers movie!!
2 : naw, i have to do crime and punishment.
1 : 100% punishment.
by jeni4 =] June 26, 2009
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Capital punishment

Listening to your annoying friend named Lyssa asks you questions about a worthless end of year practice exam
And while you're writing your definition on Urban dictionary she stares over your shoulder and argues with everything you put down.
Shut the fuck UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been given the capital punishment
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 28, 2019
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punisher

The punisher is a derivation of the shocker. You stick the pointer and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus. Then you alternate to the other hand. You do this rapidly and repeatedly.
She had seen the shocker, but when I gave her the punisher it was a whole new world.
by Sinan January 8, 2004
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punishing the weasel

to pleasure oneself manually (male)
Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!
by shoe booty December 24, 2008
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Punishment for someone else's mistakes

When one person have to suffer because of the action of someone else.
If you want me to completely give up on America then why not hand over the punishment for someone else's mistakes.
by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015
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Capital Punishment

RESPONDING TO AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO FRIGHTEN, INTIMIDATE, OR OTHERWISE BELITTLE THE ORIGINAL SENDER.
My boss sentenced me to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT when I sent him that sick Dilbert cartoon.
by Stuffy enough November 14, 2016
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The Capitol Punnishment

The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem
Yo this girl is a bitch she needs capitol puinnishment

i gave my sister the capitol punnishment
by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005
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