asshole puke

to release excrement from the anus.

see reference: to shit

Hold on a sec. Marc, come take a look at my asshole puke in the toilet!

by Marcalark September 13, 2009

Puke Parrot

Puke Parrots happen when you get so fucked up you puke a pile of nastyness on your own shoulder, most the time the owner of the puke parrot doesn't realize this until morning

Dude you alright?

WTF happened last night?
Well you shit on the floor, pissed in your pants, and vomited on your shoulder!
Fuck! look at this puke parrot man! goddamn it!

by villestation August 24, 2009

Puke Cute

Something overwhelmingly pretty, cute, or adorable

Variations: Puke Adorable

Colleen: This is McFluffy my new puppy!

Jane: Awe he is just puke cute!

by CaliKali August 21, 2008

Puking Rainbows

Being very, very, VERY high on Marijuana.

John: Hey Earl, I was puking rainbows last night, I can still feel it now!

by KilgannonSanchez July 16, 2012

puke wheel

Canadian slang for Pizza. Named by necessity and experience of eating to much to the point you puke. This is often accelerated by drinking copious amounts of alcohol with the puke wheel.

We're gonna need some food. Someone pickup a couple of puke wheels for the party tonight eh?

by HondaATC December 02, 2006

puking blood

when someone is laughing so fuckin hard they start to puking blood. its not that their literally puking out blood, its just a way of describing how hard theyre fuckin laughing

Danny:mother fucker,that senior citizen just got hit over the head with a baseball bat!

Nick:wtf thats fuckin hilarious PBPB(puking blood puking blood)

by danny August 20, 2004

dick puke

n., ejaculate.
v., to ejaculate

Noun; Her blindness was only temporary, caused from overcasting my dick puke.

Verb; I rather my mate squeeze feathers before I dick puke.

by rankstorn September 06, 2013