Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

pillow puffer

Someone who's constantly vaping while playing multiplayer games to keep you from watching the screen clearly.
Like throwing a pillow at you to lose concentration.

Derp: I was killing it on Goldeneye mp, Derpina got so mad she started pillow puffing like crazy. My eyes couldnt handle it so I rage quit.
Derpy: I told you she was a pillow puffer man.

by Thatonnee November 23, 2015

Puffer

Someone who wears 3 large, puffy winter coats and when in a locker room takes them off and admits that they are homosexual.

That kid Matt isn't really obese. He's actually a puffer.

How do you know?

We're in P.E. class. In the locker room, he took off his coats and said he was gay.

by dwermerfermerer June 18, 2013

pufferfish

my extremely cute girlfriend, who smokes adorably and looks like a cute little pufferfish.

she smokes like a pufferfish?! lol

by aprils girlfriend June 17, 2009

pufftino

a gay lord fucker

what a pufftino?
did u see that guy he was such a pufftino

by stabilo boss n shorthand April 18, 2003

Pedo Puffer

One who supports, defends, or is even okay with Pedophiles and child molesters.

Hey did you see Joe over there telling us there was nothing wrong with Dick raping that 10 year old? What a Pedo Puffer!

by Christopher Ray June 3, 2021

Nigga Puffer

One that gives oral sex to a NIGGA.

Mike: That kid is such a silly queer.
You: Oh your a nigga puffer.

by Shrek D July 29, 2007