A song that tends to make females disregard everything else and behave like hookers on the dance floor.
Guy 1: Yo, you hear that new Lil' Jon song?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard it a the club the other day and when it came on 6 girls took their tops off.
Guy 1: Yeah, its a fucking prostitune.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard it a the club the other day and when it came on 6 girls took their tops off.
Guy 1: Yeah, its a fucking prostitune.
by justin excusable June 1, 2010
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Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
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A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."
by Jesusifhewasblack June 6, 2013
Get the Prostatute mug.Extreme susceptibility to procrastination; being so prone to distraction and diversions that it is like "prostituting oneself to procrastination"; a pop culture form of Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). Often develops in high school seniors, similar to (and sometimes synonymous with) "Senioritis".
Filling out that MySpace bulletin survey instead of writing my essay for school was total prostituticrastination.
by Abbwey March 16, 2009
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Get the prostitude mug.A woman (or occasionally man) who started out looking for love, gave up on love after being used too often and now lets people sleep with her/him for money and or other "favors", sometimes gains feelings of empowerment from this (though usually not - there's always some hotter b**** trying to hate on or disrespect), and can still manage to hold up his/her head because they've seen how low humanity can sink. After all, it takes two to tangle, and a prostitute's seen more than two...
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
"Man, with the way Lorna hangs around, you'd think she were your prostitute."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
by Soda1234 February 8, 2009
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