Prisonland

The newest Disneyland attraction wherein you can experience all levels of the exciting prison experience, from dropping the soap in a crowded shower to embarking on an insanely exciting but doomed escape outta Alcatraz to being on Death Row, ordering up a Happy Meal as the last great gastronomic moment of your pathetic life.

My big friend, Mr. Bubba, says to Mickey whom he now realizes testified against him, “Bend over baby, we’re in Prisonland!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2022

Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.

I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Pussy To Prison Pipeline

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.

Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!

by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023

Prisoner's Dick

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.

"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"

by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007

prison ball

This is a variation on the game of American football, the game has the same rules as far as scoring but the little yellow flag does not exist, the ball is played by either a chunk of wood or rock or anything large and heavy. In this game you may bash,hit,strike,assault,smack,kick the shit out of, or any combination of the above with or without the ball. This game is a common Thanksgiving day activity in the redneck states.

I bashed the shit put of my bother-in-law today with the ball while we were playing prison ball

by Dead Man487 November 26, 2009

prison rape

1) When a male inmate is raped by a fellow inmate or guard. The rapee is then known as a punk, bitch, fuck boy, etc and usually has long hair and a weak or feminine frame.

2) When a female inmate is raped by a prison guard. Female inmates can also be raped by other inmates but it is less common. Often before or afterwards, they will have to do some type of task or labor for the guard like cleaning an office.

1) Robert got sent to prison for 365 days when he was 18 but experienced prison rape over 500 times during his stay.

2) Janelle was young and pretty so she was raped by two male prison guards in her Oregon state prison.

by newcastle ale December 21, 2010