urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.

When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.

by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012

Poon King

A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.

How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!

by Pingwog August 24, 2008

poonasaurous

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore

"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"

by mark j September 15, 2003

Poon Badger

A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.

Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."

Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"

Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."

by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009

poonan

Female vagina of a human...can also vary as poonanny, poon, or poontang

I licked her poonan!

by Your Mom's Box March 28, 2004

ploonter

1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks.
2. a young looking fruit loop

That blonde haired kid is a ploonter.

by bobber006 May 20, 2008

Poon Suaza

The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!

Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!

Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!

by Tad H. December 9, 2008