Ponch

Derived from the word Poncho, An Idiot Wearing a Poncho

"Oh look, its a Ponch"

by Bernsie April 14, 2016

Prouch

The act of prowling and crouching at the same time. Prowling with frequent stops in a crouched position.

"Cosmo the cougar prouched as he was about to attack Harambe."

by Brioli November 19, 2016

Proching

Doing push ups, squats, running, leg drops and all other kinds of exercises while good EDM is playing in the background.

Person 1: "What did you do in P.E. Class today?
Person 2: "Oh I went proching."

by radionite August 15, 2017

Proschandy

A beverage of utmost refreshment, containing proscecco and sparkling water.

"Fuck my mouth is as dry as the Nevada desert on acid"

"Hey, have a proschandy"

When you been high and mouths dry.

This drink is for the best you, you
Horny bitch. No saliva ,mouth dry, heads a mess, filthy and high.

Pour a glass of proschandy, always handy, give head like a pornstar your man will cum RAHH!!!

by Proschandy September 7, 2017

PONCHO HOGS

Is a set of titties covered...HOPEFULLY by a poncho, but will also include any set of titties inside a shirt not covered by a bra!!!

Yooo....look at those PONCHO HOGS on that slam pig!

by Gaynuts September 13, 2017

Poonchi

Native of the Poonch Nation. Poonchi derives from a series of poonchitas. If you are a true poonchi, you have found your way to us. Only a true Poonchi will know. Welcome, Haylee and Fede are the masters of the Poonch nation, and you have now become our child.

Random: Poonchi? What is that?
Poonchitas: POONCHI POONCHI POONCHI!!!!

by Poonchi January 8, 2018

prochristmasnating

the act of putting off all your Christmas shopping and decorating until the last minute

Dan has perfected the art of prochristmasnating and buys all his gifts on Christmas Eve

by Thecoulterbolter December 6, 2017