1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.
Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.
Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.
Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.
Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.
Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
by J. Gyll June 04, 2021
Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
by Attica1979 September 24, 2007
Seeking help from that mental hell professional allowed me to appreciate my own comparable wellness.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019
This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019
'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
by Fcuk You September 21, 2014
Visual Art Professional is an updated version of used to be called an Art Agent, Educated or Self Taught they do the functions of helping artists begin in the business, publicity, consultations, and sell art as well as find appropriate venues
by Gneisses Schist August 24, 2023