Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.
by Downstrike November 24, 2004
Get the Professional Retard mug.An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.
-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006
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A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.
by NopeNope April 16, 2013
Get the Professional Woman mug.The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.
Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?
by Tweeaaked October 20, 2008
Get the Professor Dog mug."Bill wears a 3 piece business suit everyday no matter how hot it is outside."
"Yeah, his dedication to professionalism will get him far in business...but not life."
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"Stop leaning back in your chair. Where is your professionalism?"
"Sorry about that, boss. For a moment I forgot success is more important than comfort or happiness.
"Yeah, his dedication to professionalism will get him far in business...but not life."
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"Stop leaning back in your chair. Where is your professionalism?"
"Sorry about that, boss. For a moment I forgot success is more important than comfort or happiness.
by the wise sloth August 6, 2009
Get the professionalism mug.My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?
I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.
Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.
I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.
Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.
by chingaleta December 31, 2008
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