The Pringle Effect

When a microphone fails to register sounds properly, resulting in a muffled speech pattern as if the person is speaking into an empty Pringle Can.

"I can't understand what you're saying! I think you're experiencing The Pringle Effect"

"John, why is your microphone always so bad, it's like you want us to suffer from your Pringle Effect"

by Dr. Pringleston June 11, 2022

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Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.

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The Pringles Effect

The effect that conspiracy thinking makes a person more susceptible and readily accepting of other conspiracy theories.

Ever since Mike started believing that Q Anon nonsense, he started spewing other crap like 9/11 Truth. He really is a walking talking version of The Pringles Effect

by Bill Nada January 24, 2021

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Pringles

The chips In the can that are like crack to the average human being.

Jimmy: Dude why did you eat all the Pringles?
Carl: I just opened it ate 5 and they were gone.
Jimmy: Oh Carl you know they are the Chip equivalent to Crack.

by PringleAddict December 15, 2021

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Pringled

Tingly pin pricks sensation of the extremities that happens, for example, after sleeping on your arm.

I woke up with my arm extremely pringled.

by Lykhant December 23, 2019

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Pringles

A popular kind of potato chip. Ingredients are DRIED POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (CORN, COTTONSEED, HIGH OLEIC SOYBEAN, AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL), DEGERMINATED YELLOW CORN FLOUR, CORNSTARCH, RICE FLOUR, MALTODEXTRIN, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, WHEAT STARCH. Sadly, a victim of simplified logos.

“I just ate some absolutely radical, tubular, and truly gnarly Pringles!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

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