premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!

Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!

by fanatic963 April 17, 2006

pream

to prematurely cream yourself, usually in ones pants.

Lucy: Babe, let's go out and do something, I'm bored!

Jack: Sorry cupcake, I'm pretty tired. You go out and have fun I'll stay in tonight.

Little did Lucy know her beloved Jack had preamed his pants while the lovebirds were watching an episode of Blue Heelers and would have to explain his moist pants if forced to stand up and remove the pillow from his lap.

by dorothythefirst October 8, 2009

Preamble

The music played at a venue before and during a band's set up.

1. I really like the preamble this place has selected.

2. Why does this place always play Reggae as its preamble?

by saynewkid August 5, 2009

prem

a boy i know who i think may not believe in santa... he is taller then me.... hes very good at chemistry...he makes me CDs and smile

oh prem u do make me laugh, but i do not understand your sarcasm

by secret admirer June 13, 2004

preamble

n. The rituals and rites, the gathering of things and the tying of shoes, that immediately preceed a walk.

I'm almost ready to go on a walk with you, but I'm going through my preamble and I can't find my shoes or my keys.

by whitoutadoubt June 29, 2011

Pream

A powdered non dairy cream substitute used typically in coffee. A brand name coffee creamer since 1952.

Do you have any coffee creamer? Yes, I bought a new bottle of Pream at the grocery store yesterday.

by Fragmented Mind April 28, 2019

Premale

An adolescent who thinks he's part of the ghetto, but is barely ten years old.

'Fuck man! that premale has theived ya' car!'

by Stay_happy19 May 3, 2007