Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019

kai postman 2.0

A squared headed post man who can't drive

that pussy kai needs to get his licence kai postman 2.0

by kainelias November 19, 2019

The postman

Michael Ebrahim

If you’re stuck in a situation, call the postman.

by Kingjoel October 23, 2022

Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

A Pitman

When a vape gets cum in it.

Hey can I hit that? Yeah but it's a Pitman.

Can I hit your vape? Yeah but brush your teeth first I don't want this to turn into a Pitman.

by DickMuncher1234 January 5, 2024

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

Luis Pitman

A beautiful hot sexy man named luis pitman who is a big strong boy who eats all his vegetables and is now bug and strong like his dad

Luis Pitman you need to finish your vegetables before you have dessert so you become big and strong

by halal bean burger May 1, 2025