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pookies

5SOS. the band 5 seconds of summer are actually pookies. THEY ARE POOKIES !!
"aww look at my pookies!"
"who?"
"5SOS DUH!"
by calumsbleach September 30, 2022
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Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
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pootis gaming

by the random. October 31, 2022
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poopiesus

my 6 year old brother said it me as an insult. Very hurtful
Tim: You smell like poopiesus
Cam: *Smacks the fuck out of lil nigga*
by Fwcamz November 29, 2022
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Posties

South African slang for a gathering of people, usually at someones home, after a night out. Is comparable to pre's, that being a gathering of people before a night out. People usually continue to drink and do drugs, except without the expectation of going out.
Feeling tired, you guys wanna go back to my place for posties?
by blue muppet April 18, 2023
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Pookies carpet

You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor
Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much
by Jackrabbit26 June 19, 2023
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pootinskoot

Pootinskoot- noun auntie
by Tooth’s slide July 23, 2023
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