Joke Poke

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.

my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke

by Dr.Doofus December 2, 2017

captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.

Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010

Mexican Spider Pocket

When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.

Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.

by pole dinner July 5, 2011

The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.

Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie

by BrumBrum October 19, 2012

Frog in his pocket

When someone uses the pronoun "we," but no one else actually wants to be included. Implies that the speaker must be referring to himself and the frog. Typically takes the form of the rhetorical question, "is there a frog in your pocket?"

Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.

Billy said "we're going to clean up the apartment today," but it's all his mess. He must have a frog in his pocket.

Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?

by monocledmoose January 24, 2022

Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.

Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.

by JesusJs August 16, 2010