Porcelain Hot

If you'd eat her ass if it was clean,
if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty,
if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit,
if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass,
if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand,

then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.

Damn, Kyleen is porcelain hot.

by SantaMOD December 4, 2017

University of Porcelain

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.

While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.

by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

PooClan

Poo Clan has a history starting off in 2019
The OG members are Joseph And Charlie

Live Long Poo Clan

OMG! Joseph just made a PooClan

by josephcunningham1234 October 16, 2020

porcelain prince

A man who is willing to perform oral sex while the receiving person is sitting on the toilet dropping a duece (aka - pooping)

Jon gave me oral sex while I was pooping. He is a porcelain prince.

by Steve Trickel April 24, 2008

porcelain room

"bathroom", loo -room to excrete/evacuate in private in

i had to ask where the porcelain room was

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

Porcelain Mask

When you pull out and then cum in her face and then immediately splash cold water on her face and watch it harden.

I was banging that chick and came all over her face. Lucky for me I had a cold beverage on the nightstand so I gave her the porcelain mask.

by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008