Poncing 

the sight of a guy wearing tight athletic shorts that totally show his package on the side, facing the thigh. Named after an RA at Florida International University.

1)Why did you look at him with that face?
2)Did you see his package? He was totally poncing.
1)Yeah, I noticed that too. But... I kinda liked it.

Poncing by PHResident October 7, 2009

pounding back a few 

to drink alcohol much and quickly.

Things usually get out of hand when people start pounding back a few.

pounding back a few by crazylittlecat September 18, 2013

Pondinator 

A handsome son-of-a-bitch; one of the best friends a man can have

"Man, Josh really pulled through for us today."
"Yeah, the guy's a real Pondinator."

Pondinator by BDSM_Guy November 27, 2016

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

Poning the noobs is fucking awesome

poning the noobs by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 21, 2009

Pending for Life 

This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.

What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.

1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.

2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!

3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?

Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?

Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.

Pending for Life by A. Boogy January 8, 2010

face pounding 

SKYPE or FaceTimeing while completing the act of self-pleasure. i.e. Fingerbanging

My boyfriend just caught me face pounding his best friend...'s girlfriend.

I was face pounding my boyfriend last night while he was out of town.

face pounding by Lil' Bitski January 28, 2016

pwnding

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwning. Usually written by someone who is just learning of the words existence or when someone is just trying to be extra-retarded.

Yeah, whats going on here? i wnt some pwnding...

pwnding by Random pwnerer March 20, 2007