Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

Fuck the police

a term used to display an utter disdain for not only the police but all forms of authority.

dude that chick cop is hot she makes me wanna fuck the police

by big mutha fckin d September 16, 2007

Drink police

A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.

Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"

by Da Vin Chee January 19, 2010

fun police

The part of IT associated with ensuring that nobody has any fun, mainly because they are a bunch of wet towels who are full of spite and don't want anybody else to have fun because they aren't getting any.

Fingers:"Hey Fortress, can I have YouTube access?"
Fortress: "No, that would be fun. Get back to work, robot!"
Fingers: "Damn fun police!"

by 3nigm@ March 8, 2010

Scene police

A person who thinks that everyone else is trying to become scene. May make sly remarks to friends as if they are making fun of another person's style. This person may think they were the original scene queen, or the one who started the trend in their area.

"That girl is trying to look scene, but she can't pull it off.", said the scene police!

by Worried and Uneasy Friend. August 9, 2007

Grian Police

1. An urban planning authority whose jurisdiction is the entirety of Minecraft. The Grian Police are known for sending soldiers in netherite armor to demolish dirt houses and bad builds, violently. Led by Minecraft youtuber Grian, who specialises in making beautiful builds.

2. A word commonly used to threaten people who build ugly dirt houses or anything in Minecraft that’s ugly.

(Note: Usage examples below are numbered, they correlate to the numbered definitions above)

1. Remember! Dirt houses in Minecraft, or bad building in general is not tolerated! Any bad builders or dirt house builders will be arrested by the Grian Police.

2. Hey, improve this build or else I’m calling the Grian Police! They’re gonna demolish your build, you understand me?

by Gitarja June 29, 2020

Fun Police

Person(s) who continue to tighten the corporate noose around workers necks ensuring that any hint of fun and enjoyment at work is stamped out before it becomes 'culture' within the office.

Grego, Schlarp would you like to play office cricket at lunch?

Schlarp, I would but the 'fun police' will probably tell us off.

by Schlarp January 24, 2005