poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

“Sun poisoning”

A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.

“Hey have you seen Becky?”

“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”

“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”

by Garry Scope June 7, 2023

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017

dick poison

A woman who has many STDs

That woman is dick poison

by anonsequitur January 6, 2015

sincerity poisoning

essentially the opposite of irony poisoning

When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.

1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.

2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.

1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.

by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018

plot poison

The opposite of plot armor

Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.

Akame ga Kill had way too much plot poison. Nearly all of the characters died in that one.

by Condroy northw3ll December 10, 2017