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Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022
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Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.
Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.
by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016
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red plumber

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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Plumber's Kacken

OUCH, that dude has some nasty Plumber's Kacken going on.
by sh-yawn April 16, 2010
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Plumber

A derogatory term used to describe a white basketball player. The term Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball ability. The term was once invented to describe an era in the 50s where a basketball players minimum salary required them to work a second job to make ends meet. However the term plumber has since evolved/devolved to describe a white player in any era, including the modern NBA.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022
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Plumber’s Chest

A term used to describe the visual of a women wearing a low cut top revealing an unusually long cleavage area creating the illusion of a plumbers butt crack.
Oh, hell nah dog. Check it out. Felicia has a plumber’s chest.
by The Pizza Ghost September 7, 2018
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plumber jeans

jeans that look really shitty and old with holes not intended to be in them something a dyke would wear
Tom look at that dyke wearing plumber jeans. {dyke}
by thetruth79 June 26, 2016
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