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Spin Plumber

Like a spin doctor, but completely without a soul. A spin plumber will dig up shit to defend a politician that a spin doctor with a modicum of human decency will not touch with a ten-foot pole.
Kellyanne Conway showed she was the ultimate Spin Plumber when she defended Trump's pussy-grabbing.
by polowordsmith January 16, 2017
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Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022
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plumbers lollipop

A plumbers lollipop is when a male sticks his penis in a woman’s ass, then proceeds to maker her suck his penis
Jimmy “hey Deloris, want a PLUMBERS LOLLIPOP?” Deloris “ew no your so weird, why would anyone want a PLUMBERS LILLIPOP?”.
by ChanDaMan05 June 15, 2024
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Cleveland Plumber

When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
by Beamdawg April 23, 2021
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Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.
Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....
by Evil Santa October 18, 2010
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Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.
"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."
by geekforbrains January 6, 2023
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