A term coined by comedian Kat Williams. Defined as the best most confident version of oneself; one who makes things happen.
by NannerPanda July 22, 2009
2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.
“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.
“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.
by PolarisTarot March 19, 2019
you niggas dont take a shower.
only go outside for food
u a 900 pound gorilla and u still bronze sorry you lack social life.
anyway go fuck ur self.
only go outside for food
u a 900 pound gorilla and u still bronze sorry you lack social life.
anyway go fuck ur self.
by cockandballsinmybooty February 18, 2022
1. An electronic device used to play compact discs.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.
"The mp3 poachers are raping our CD land! They are putting out shitty, low-quality music to appeal to the iPod generation! Dedicated music fans are being gunned down in the streets by scene whores! They know not the joy of owning a CD. They know not the joy of having a respectably high-quality piece of music ringing through your ears. If an mp3 whore approaches you, do not fear! Hold your CD player high and deliver a coup de grâce to the mother fucker's head! Unleash thy 5-inch-compapct-disk-of-fury! YOU ARE THE LIZARD KING!"
by Shimmy Shim Shim Shoo June 29, 2006
Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower
by Adoniabith December 14, 2021
A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.
It describes the life of many people out there.
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
It describes the life of many people out there.
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
by 805 Beaner October 17, 2009
Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."
Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"
Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."
Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"
Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."
by meganelizabeth July 12, 2005