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Simple Plan

Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by OMGWTFBBQ092 October 2, 2005
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Simple Plan

A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.
Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.
by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007
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planning whore

Girls who plan to go over a persons house, movies, ect. Yet, last minute, usually in the last five minutes before having to be at their destination will call or text everybody they invited that it is cancled. The reason is unknown to all.
Hey Britney, Tom, Mike, Sam, and Kelly, want to go bowling tonight? 8:00

All: Yes

7:55: Sorry, plans are off, i have to go masterbate.

All: wow, what a planning whore
by Manynames101 March 3, 2010
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plan BP

Solution needed in a problematic situation in case the original course of action failed.
Well ... the "top kill" didn't work. Shoot.

Too bad we don't have any plan BP.
by slickfish May 28, 2010
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The Fan Plan

1. An elaborate plot by Ryan to acquire the affection of Fan.

2. A style of playing Mah Jong.
"Hmm...yes...the Fan Plan is proceeding as expected...."
by Ryan P. June 7, 2005
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plan b

lets make money together
and share it equally
"i can't seem to work for money. i need to love what i do and then get paid."
"Thats hilariously spoilt"
"Its one of my current realities. I am aware of the diversity of future scenarios that this reality implies. There is no plan b."
by Krkič June 20, 2019
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God's Plan

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.
Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."
by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019
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