PIERROT

There is a story about the pierrot which relates about a small naked boy was found, in winter, outside the gates of Heaven.
St Peter picked up the child and blessed him, but there was one condition, Pierrot was not to be allowed to play with any of the human children he might come across as he wandered outside the gates of Paradise.
But this was almost impossible for a small boy, and on his return from just a meeting he realised that his white suit now had black marks on it where the ordinary children had touched him.
They proclaimed his guilt, and Pierrot was excluded from Paradise forevermore.

Pierrot is a small boy who was proclaimed guilt.

by Miss Lii November 11, 2008

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

Puerto Rican Pinch

When you pinch someone on their arm fat, a very sensitive area.

She Puerto Rican pinched me just because I called her a puta! God this hurts!

by Iwillpuertoricanpinchyou June 29, 2010

puerto rican gas pump

When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.

Did you see me do a Puerto Rican Gas Pump? The light turned green just as I finished.

by Gomez McTaco June 10, 2011

Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

by SaamSaam December 7, 2011

Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.

Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!

by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011

Puerto Rican Archer

A sexual position in which a Puerto Rican lays down with legs spread and her Puerto Rican partner bites her butthole while she fingers his nostrils until they bleed

Damn it! Pamela fingered me so hard I started my nasal period when we were doing a Puerto Rican archer

by HighlandWolf April 27, 2014