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pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.
Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!
by mgdu October 19, 2022
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A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
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Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people
"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"
by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022
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university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie July 11, 2016
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Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.
Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024
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Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
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Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids
Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness
by jong kerr April 18, 2011
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