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chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens 

Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals
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Monkey in a person suit 

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

a person that sucks a lot of dick

Brandon is a person that sucks a lot of dick

you speak like a person who smells bad 

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.
Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.

Playing a first person shooter 

A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.
I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night

A person I simp for 

A person I simp for also known as Quackity.
Friend:what do you think about Quackity?
Me:*Dies because hes a person I simp for*

a person named summer in discord 

Summer would be someone that is completely duky butty, but duky butty with a passion.
a person named summer in discord is duky butty.