penile gland

A gland located in the penis. Simulating this gland can cause erection as well as eruption

Peter rubbed my penile gland until I sprayed that shit all over his face

by someone February 6, 2003

Bowling from the pavillion end

One who is a filthy homosexual.

Sarah: "Wow! He's hot!"

Mabel: "Forget it. He's bowling from the pavillion end."

by weeleydangle October 13, 2007

penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.

All guys are penile by nature!

by USAF Cadet July 2, 2021

penile punishment

a bizarre punishment given to a girl or woman in which she has to agree to be fucked; penile penetration as a punishment meted out to a girl or woman.

The girl committed a minor mistake but staggeringly got penile punishment.

by uttam maharjan August 31, 2010

penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009

penilis

slang for very long penis

my fanny hurts; he must have had a penilis

by speracatt April 12, 2011

Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014