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petty thief 

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?
petty thief by catholicbooty August 26, 2018
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Petty Masturbation 

The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.
Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
Petty Masturbation by Mothonator January 4, 2015

petty officer

A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.
Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.
petty officer by QuacksO November 6, 2018

petty bitches

those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them
petty bitches by mrjarp April 1, 2020

Petty Twitter Hoe 

A hoe that has an alter Twitter ego used to be petty. Commonly used as "Online Thug", "Twitter fingers", "Snake", etc.

Petty Twitter Hoe's are always trying to be "legendary" or get retweets by starting unnecessary drama.
"That girl needs to stop frontin' & being a Petty Twitter Hoe."
Petty Twitter Hoe by harrypotter1236 September 9, 2016

Petty Never Sleeps 

To stay petty 24/7. Never stop being petty.
The only way you're getting to Heaven is to keep it real. Quit being a bitch and talk your shit. Petty never sleeps!
Petty Never Sleeps by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017

Petty Betty 

A person who is just doing way to much and just need to be told
Bruhh 1: My Substitute teacher Mr.Kingsley pretty cute

Bruhh 2 : My dog is cuter than all the dudes in this school combined.

Bruhh 1: Bruhhh you a PETTY BETTY!!!!
Petty Betty by Girly101 April 24, 2017