heavy petting

A term usually used in health classes to describe the act of mutual masturbation; i.e. playing with each others' junk. This term has never before been used outside of such classes.

Laurel and Colton engaged in a session of heavy petting before gettin' it on.

Oh Colton, it feels so good when we are immersed in heavy petting.

by Bob Elva March 25, 2009

Car Pet

A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten

"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."

by Uptartion August 27, 2003

pet husband

A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.

"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"

"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."

by Shumado April 14, 2013

Pet Rape

Excessive unwanted petting of an animal when they are trying to get away

Person:1 Man I'm trying to pet my cat but he wont let me right now so i have to hold him down

Person:2 Dude thats Pet Rape

by dissadeya July 14, 2011

Corvette Pet

A game similar in style to Slug Bug. The difference is that upon spotting a corvette, one says, "Corvette Pet," and proceeds to pet the head of the nearest individual in the car.

"Corvette pet!" *as one is petting their neighbor's head*

by Agent Zebadiah Buckwald September 14, 2011

Pet Parrot

A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.

"What's that? SQUAWK!? You're such a pet parrot."

by Luke oTO February 5, 2008

pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.

Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.

by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015